Grants
The government is spending 150,000 on a grant to study flying squirrels and their sexual behaviour. There is a surpluss of grant money out there, if it is not allocated then they do not get the repeat amount etc. I wonder how hard it would be to get a grant? I have come up with the following topics I think I am more than qualified to study.1. Men who wear see through mesh hats and have keys dangling out of their pockets, study of eating habits and vocabulary. 1,000,000
2. A study as to the legitimacy of the phrase "breeding like rabbits." 185,000
3. Sex and Hernandos Margarita's, is there a connection? 999,000
4. Teenage boys and pants done up at the knees. How do they keep them up? 2,000,000
posted by viki @ 1:53 PM
2 Comments:
how about a grant on the study of why they give grants to study flying squirrels...
good idea, because understanding that when man finally destroys the world with his greed that our wildlife may be affected, including the mating habits of squirrels, is important. Hey lets do a study on why man is blatantly ignoring the fact that his greed and ignorance is destroying the world?
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